TEST FOR VIRGINITY

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TEST FOR VIRGINITY

Micheal:Grandpa, i am getting married soon. How would i know if my wife is a virgin?

Grandpa:Get a virginity test kit.

Micheal:What's that?

Grandpa::Get a can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a hammer.

Micheal:What!!!...Are you mad?

Grandpa:Paint your right ball red and left ball blue and as you remove your underwear, if she says, "I have never seen strange balls like these", hit her head with the hammer thats not a virgin.

hahahahahaha

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